Patrick Draper


“Hello, I am Patrick Draper

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About Me

Nottingham based deadpan Comedian

Who am I?

Managing to mix deadpan joke telling and a solid stage presence, with clever writing and ridiculous stories that weave in and out of each other, Draper has been steadily making moves onto the comedy circuit since October 2011. He started off performing at any open mic that would have him on and winning multiple gong shows, progressing quickly to spots on pro nights, and continues to rise steadily to more prominent spots on pro bills. After a short but successful Edinburgh run in 2014 with fellow comic Roger Swift, he's now running his own solo show "Absolutely Vacuous" as Part of the PBH Free Fringe 2015.


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The Stand Comedy Club – Glasgow

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What the experts said

“A gem of a show” – Fringe Reviewread more

“He has won our gong shows 6 times. Very well written material with killer punchlines.” – Spiky Mike, Funhouse Comedy Clubs

“A compelling stage presence ushering forth gently acidic one-liners with many an unexpected twist. In short, a most amusing cove” – Anthony J Brown – Stagefright Comedy

“Consistently good performances” Notts Comedy Reviewread more

“Solidly funny over 20 minutes with several bits you’ll want to tell your mates as if you wrote it.” – Paul Savage, Comedian

“Very Funny.” – Phil Walker,

“I contacted Patrick after I had a cancellation and boy am I glad I did. What a class act. His dead pan style and great material had the crowd in bits. Superb work.” – Andrew Nightingale , CAN Comedy.

“One of tightest & well constructed middle sets as I’ve seen!” – Lewis – Big Lou – Jones

“A storming performance.” – Dave Dinsdale – writing on the West Midlands Comedy Forum

“A fresh talent with lines that will have you crying.”
“One of the highlights of the night.” Al Rudge, Midlands Based Comic Magician & Promoter

“A somewhat dour sounding Northern chap, a most excellent and worthy closing act with quality material and a really polished delivery. A top turn indeed.” – -Si-Chadwick – writing on the West Midlands Comedy Forum

“He rolls along darkly humorous stories, each with a hint of sadness but even more amusement. Ultimately, there can be only one winner, maybe the £50 will even make him smile a bit?” – Scorpio Promotions Review

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